October 2011
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Scorpion and the Frog
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back.
The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says “Because if I sting you, I will surely die too, for you see I cannot swim!” Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and out of the corner of his...
“If you’re going to be dumb, you have to be tough.”
– Anonymous 